6:30 <@FreddieMercury>I'm asian, so I fail, my last name is even Wang.
6:30 <&memoryproblems>not to mention the whole small penis thing.
6:31 <@FreddieMercury>You've got me there.
6:32 <&memoryproblems>Its no wonder your on IRC all the time.
6:32 <&memoryproblems>small penis = no social life.

(22:27:07) memoryproblems: or there is a pretty good song called Echelon
(22:28:00) Solidus: By who?
(22:28:12) memoryproblems: Pillar
(22:28:17) memoryproblems: its a christian rock band, but hold on
(22:28:57) memoryproblems: i'll find you some selected lyrics
(22:28:58) memoryproblems: this is the chorus
<lyrics redacted>
(22:29:14) Solidus: Christian Rock >_>
(22:29:19) memoryproblems: lol
(22:29:20) memoryproblems: yeh yeh
(22:29:29) memoryproblems: but it doesn't say much about god in the song
(22:29:35) memoryproblems: a few things about evolutionists and praying
(22:29:40) memoryproblems: but if your not paying attention you'd miss it
(22:29:56) Solidus: MUCH
(22:30:07) Solidus: Whatever happened to church and state mannnn
(22:30:11) memoryproblems: get over it atheist fag
(22:30:20) Solidus: Fuck you theocon
(22:30:32) memoryproblems: where do you come up with this shit?
(22:30:37) Solidus: I read.
(22:30:53) Solidus: Corn-husker
(22:31:15) Solidus: IDK where I'm going with this
(22:31:59) memoryproblems: lol
(22:32:06) memoryproblems: what the fuck did you call me?
(22:32:49) Solidus: Corn-husker?
(22:33:44) ***memoryproblems rages
(22:33:51) memoryproblems: thats playing dirty
(22:34:01) memoryproblems: as soon as you come out of peace, I'm attacking YOU.
(22:34:31) Solidus: You chew-spitting barnyard bandit!
(22:35:39) Solidus: I'm done.
(22:36:00) memoryproblems: ... it is just wrong to call somebody from Kansas a corn-husker.
(22:36:06) memoryproblems: we are JAYHAWKS
(22:37:00) Solidus: GAYHAWKS MOAR LIEK IT!!
(22:37:08) Solidus: Check, and mate!

10:30 Sol|AFK changes nick to Solidus
Solidus Oh -_-
Solidus I'm an IDIOT

[09:42] <@otherworld[echelon]> 7 IS TOO YOUNG
[09:42] <@memoryproblems> lol yus.
[09:42] <@Ding-Dong[Echelon]> :/
[09:42] <@memoryproblems> but on the other hand
[09:43] <@memoryproblems> if theres grass on the field...
[09:43] <@memoryproblems> play ball
[09:43] <@memoryproblems> no grass on the field? turn them over and play in the mud
[09:44] <@Ding-Dong[Echelon]> duuude...
[09:44] <@otherworld[echelon]> .. >_>
[09:44] <@memoryproblems> lol
[09:44] <@memoryproblems> i don't like playing on a grassy field anyway.
[09:44] <@otherworld[echelon]> you're going to hell. you really are.
[09:44] <@memoryproblems> at the very least, it MUST be mowed
[09:45] <@Ding-Dong[Echelon]> tbh, I think we're all going to hell
[09:45] <@memoryproblems> so?
[09:46] <@Ding-Dong[Echelon]> Guess I'll get to see you there mp
[09:46] <@memoryproblems> at least i'll have company
[09:47] <@Ding-Dong[Echelon]> aye, I'm gonna see if I can't give the demon ass-raping me herpes
[09:47] <@memoryproblems> lol
[09:47] <@memoryproblems> that'll teach them!
[09:47] <@Ding-Dong[Echelon]> indeed

[07:18] <&Ruggerdawg[Echelon]> haha I guess MHA wasn't very prepared.
[07:19] <@Otherworld[echelon]> they were about as prepared as aboooe was for sex when he got his GF pregnant
[07:19] <@The_S_Man[Echelon]> which is VERY unprepared
[07:21] <@Otherworld[echelon]> yup :/
[07:22] <@aboooe> Ouch.

[00:59] <@bishoy[echelon]> k guys one minute til update
[00:59] <@bishoy[echelon]> go nukkem
[00:59] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> yeah we can
[00:59] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> till next update
[00:59] <&DeathAngel> busy
[00:59] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> awe wtf i was f5ing on cooldown and i got cicked out
[00:59] <@otherworld[echelon]> fuck
[00:59] <@otherworld[echelon]> lol
[00:59] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> kicked*
[00:59] <@memoryproblems> me too
[00:59] <@bishoy[echelon]> WTF?!?!?!?!?
[00:59] <~Solidus|AFK> AAAAAAAAAAA
[00:59] <@memoryproblems> fucking bullshit is what it is
[00:59] <@wc> i'm still asleep, i'm going for a smoke
[01:00] <@Matthew117> Locked out
[01:00] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> ahhhhh haburgers
[01:00] <@bishoy[echelon]> what the fuck man, i was already on!
[01:00] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> hamburgers*
[01:00] <@otherworld[echelon]> im in
[01:00] <@wc> i'm in
[01:00] <@otherworld[echelon]> fuck
[01:00] <@otherworld[echelon]> back out
[01:00] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> huzzah you will not be first
[01:00] * Solidus|AFK is now known as Solidus
[01:00] <@bishoy[echelon]> is he ever going to fix that?
[01:00] <@otherworld[echelon]> and in
[01:00] <@WildKat[Echelon]> im in
[01:00] <&Tela[Not_Here]> lol
[01:01] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> in woot
[01:01] <@AeonCin[Echelon-MoD]> out un woot

[13:36] <Solidus|AFK> buttplug == buttplug
[13:36] <bishoy[echelon]> buttplug
[13:36] <Solidus|AFK> I still have 24 buttplugs left
[13:37] <bishoy[echelon]> buttplug
[13:37] <bishoy[echelon]> fail
[13:39] <Solidus|AFK> hehehehe
[13:39] * Solidus|AFK looks at the new forum censor
[13:40] <Aldo_Raine> Lol
[13:40] <Aldo_Raine> buttplug
[13:41] <bishoy[echelon]> buttplug
[13:42] <Solidus|AFK> Doesn't work on IRC (for now) bish
[13:42] <bishoy[echelon]> i know lol
[13:42] <bishoy[echelon]> im trying to search how to do it now
[13:42] <Solidus|AFK> viewtopic.php?p=153055#p153055
[13:42] <Solidus|AFK> hahahaha
[13:42] <bishoy[echelon]> so far it looks as if "Any such filter would need to be implemented on the server."
[13:42] <Solidus|AFK> :/
[13:43] <bishoy[echelon]> you have to change "buttplugged" to "buttplugged"
[13:43] <Solidus|AFK> ahahahaha
[13:43] <Solidus|AFK> viewtopic.php?p=152964#p152964
[13:43] <Solidus|AFK> OMG hilarious
[13:44] <Solidus|AFK> "Focus for both buttplugs and spy attacks are also on MHA, lets keep the pressure on them and ignore FOK as much as possible "
[13:45] <Solidus|AFK> Oh, I have to press the advantage
[13:45] <bishoy[echelon]> i wish it worked on the shoutbox
[13:46] <bishoy[echelon]> "Ark Raven "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? OMFG IT'S A buttplug. RUN FOR IT!!!!""
[13:46] <Solidus|AFK> 'buttplugged' and 'Nuclear" now awesome
[13:47] <bishoy[echelon]> viewtopic.php?f=215&t=13019
[13:48] <Solidus|AFK> "This coming from a guy with no buttplugs and 35mil warchest."
[13:48] <Solidus|AFK> 4. Demilitarize to 30% troops and decommission all Planes, Navy, Tanks, CMs, and buttplugs.
[13:48] <bishoy[echelon]> buttplugged is tela?
[13:49] <Solidus|AFK> tela'd
[13:49] <bishoy[echelon]> *Les gasp!* It's gonna be a long time before I can buttplug again
[13:49] <Solidus|AFK> "You are out matched in almost every way but you have buttplugs. This is a guide to make those buttplugs last the longest and do the most possible damage to your enemy."
[13:49] <Solidus|AFK> hahahahahaha
[13:49] <bishoy[echelon]> lol
[13:50] <Solidus|AFK> viewtopic.php?p=153030#p153030
[13:50] <Solidus|AFK> "soo don't buttplug after update, let him attack you with his forces and then YOU can buttplug him ?
[13:50] <Solidus|AFK> why ?"
[13:50] <Solidus|AFK> I am going to cry soon
[13:51] <bishoy[echelon]> "Use the buttplug to pave the way destroy his soldiers tanks planes and ships then attack twice at update with little to no resistance."
[13:51] <Solidus|AFK> hahahahahaha
[13:51] <bishoy[echelon]> im about to piss my pants
[13:51] <Solidus|AFK> Now "Nuclear DeathAngel" translates into "Bunghole DeathAngel"
[13:51] <Solidus|AFK> XD
[13:51] <Solidus|AFK> viewtopic.php?p=152963#p152963
[13:52] <Solidus|AFK> Message: Your nation has been attacked with bunghole weapons by craftj2. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 32235 soldiers, 4996 defending tanks, 4 cruise missiles, 388.390 miles of land, 129.463 technology, 388.390 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your bunghole vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of
[13:52] <Solidus|AFK> economic devastation.
[13:52] <Solidus|AFK> omg
[13:52] <Solidus|AFK> so good
[13:52] <bishoy[echelon]> dude, change buttplugging
[13:52] <wc> LOLs
[13:52] <wc> back in a few hours
[13:53] =-= wc is now known as wc-afk
[13:53] <bishoy[echelon]> change buttplugging to masturbaiting
[13:53] <bishoy[echelon]> masturbating*
[13:54] <Solidus|AFK> Done
[13:55] <Solidus|AFK> viewtopic.php?p=153089#p153089
[13:57] <Solidus|AFK> ACK
[13:57] <Solidus|AFK> Enough fucking around
[13:57] <bishoy[echelon]> lol yea
[13:57] <Solidus|AFK> No doubt Tela will go apeshit when she sees all the added words
[13:57] <bishoy[echelon]> but pleassssse dont take the filters off
[13:57] <Dawg-gone[Echelon]> i hate word filters.
[13:57] <Solidus|AFK> No doubt Solidus will become something profane

[17:04] <mp|afk> god fucking damnit, i don't see why people buttplug in the middle of the fucking day
[17:05] <bishoy[echelon]> wc i think mp is pissed.
[17:05] <mp|afk> not about you
[17:05] <mp|afk> like... if your going to buttplug somebody, have some strategy
[17:05] <mp|afk> buttplug them, get everybody's whos attacking to hit them aftewards with ground and air
[17:06] <mp|afk> best do it right before update
[17:06] <mp|afk> get two days attacks in behind one buttplugs destruction
[17:06] <wc> after the buttplug there will be no ground attacks
[17:06] <Ding-Dong[Echelon]> He be trolling you mp :3
[17:06] <mp|afk> if they have enough deployed there will be
[17:06] <wc> also
[17:06] <wc> this guy is on at update for the past 4 days
[17:06] <wc> you won't ninja him
[17:07] <wc> although we did actually the other day
[17:07] <mp|afk> i wasn't talking about you btw
[17:07] <mp|afk> i was talking about WildKat
[17:07] <bishoy[echelon]> lol
[17:07] <bishoy[echelon]> oh
[17:07] <wc> *phew*
[17:07] <wc> generally if at least one other person is on, we'll do something
[17:08] <mp|afk> i'm on a target with you WC, but they're inactive, so no soldiers
[17:08] <wc> mp today i have sinned
[17:08] <wc> that inactive
[17:08] <mp|afk> oh?
[17:08] <mp|afk> yeah?
[17:08] <wc> today he had soilders

02:28 aboooe[away|lurking] I think we should all gang up on Tela..
aboooe[away|lurking] She seems to be the only one left out of this today.
<- Caffine[Echelon] has disconnected (Ping timeout)
02:29 Neo_Anglia she likes that
Neo_Anglia oh wait we aren't talking secks anymore
otherworld[echelon] ..we arent?
02:30 aboooe[away|lurking] What are we talking about then?

[11:32] <@otherworld[echelon]> Weapons Research Complex - $150,000,000 - Increases the technology bonus to damage from 0.01% to 0.02% per technology level, Increases the number of buttplugs that can be purchased per day to 2, hurts environment by +1, Increases the purchase costs of all military by 0.01% per technology level. Requires 8,500 infrastructure, 2,000 technology, National Research Lab, Pentagon Wonder.
[11:32] <@otherworld[echelon]> so close.. yet so far
[11:35] <&Tela[Not_Here]> Sorry, you can not buy cruise missiles at this time. You do not have enough Dongs. You currently have $1,343.61 you need a minimum of $20,000.00.
[11:35] <&Tela[Not_Here]> So close.. yes so far
[11:35] <&Tela[Not_Here]> I NEED MORE DONGS
[11:35] <@otherworld[echelon]> lmao
[11:35] <&Tela[Not_Here]> lawl
[11:35] <@otherworld[echelon]> :p
[11:35] <@otherworld[echelon]> I SENT YOU MILLIONS OF DONGS
[11:35] <&Tela[Not_Here]> YAY FOR DONGS!
[11:36] <&Tela[Not_Here]> THE PEOPLE OF GAMEHENGE REJOICE AND FORNICATE ON PILES OF DONGS
[11:36] <@otherworld[echelon]> that many had better satisfy you >_>
[11:36] <&Tela[Not_Here]> ALL 98 Working Citizens.
[11:36] <@otherworld[echelon]> lmao
[11:36] <@otherworld[echelon]> fuck.. thats a lotta dongs per person
[11:36] <&Tela[Not_Here]> 30 DONGS EACH YAY
[11:36] <@otherworld[echelon]> ...were would they all go o.o
[11:36] <&Tela[Not_Here]> 30 thousand..
[11:36] <&Tela[Not_Here]> lol
[11:36] <@otherworld[echelon]> yeah.. slightly off there

Neo_Anglia Behave or I'll amke you hang our with kata
11:42 Neo_Anglia RAWR
Neo_Anglia lol
Otherworld just hang out? We usually make out.
Otherworld regrets saying that already

URL irc://irc.coldfront.net/echelon-private
Topic Boobies (Otherworld)
[18:22:22] <bishoy[echelon]> i like the topic
[18:22:46] <bishoy[echelon]> and what it stands for. we need to be *firm* in what we believe
[18:23:12] <memoryproblems> firm is good.
[18:24:15] <DeathAngel> and we need to have *large* warchests....
[18:24:37] <bishoy[echelon]> large is good
[18:26:19] <bishoy[echelon]> but most importantly, we need to have a *well-rounded* government
[18:27:27] <memoryproblems> large is good for warchests, but i'm not a fan of large boobies so much
[18:27:34] <Otherworld> however.. rugger would rather us to have big "balls"
[18:27:46] <memoryproblems> B cup is ideal for my tastes.
[18:27:50] <bishoy[echelon]> it depends o how big
[18:28:31] <Ruggerdawg[Echelon]> yes, <3 balls
[18:28:49] <AeonCin[Echelon]> you've got balls
[18:28:55] <AeonCin[Echelon]> ...I like balls
[18:29:05] <bishoy[echelon]> like, (oYo) is too small, but ( o Y o ) is too big. but ( o Y o ) is just right
[18:29:26] <DeathAngel> O_o